Dr. Dakota Fox

Sorry, not sorry.

This one girl got my number and texted me everyday for a couple of weeks, saying “Hey” or “Hiiii” or some variation of it.

You can’t cure stupid.

She gets really upset when I ask her to mop the floors that have her new puppy’s shit smeared all over. And I mean ALL OVER. Posts Facebook statuses like “I should really stop being so nice” when I address these problems politely.

“I found the dick pics my (now) son-in-law sent my daughter. She had backed up her computer to an external hard drive and didn’t realize they went, too.”

Nobody can seem to agree on what this is.

“Does it make you uncomfortable when guys check you out while wearing leggings?”

Some of these might have some explanation. Others absolutely do not.

For a period of time, the mother was working with a young boy was was committed to the hospital by his parents for being “trouble” and “violent.” But what the kid revealed, she could absolutely not ignore.

On the way to an interview the producer, who wrote his interview questions in the car on the way over, kept talking about how he had to make this woman cry. “They love it upstairs when you can make them cry,” he said. “It’s the gold ring.”

These stories are nuts!

This whole story is horrifying.