Daniel Hayes

Johnny Cash

The problem is that these brainwashed young men in ISIS truly do believe that they are constantly being attacked and constantly being oppressed by America and the “Western Culture.”

“To a lot of people, I think loyalty just means that their SO won’t ever leave them but that’s a dog’s loyalty, not a person’s.”

The youngest woman to ever give birth was five years old.

“My sister and I are a couple of years apart but we shared a room our whole lives. Some of the best memories of my entire life are just of us just lying in our beds talking and laughing in the dark.”

Rosemary knows there’s something wrong with her baby but no one will listen. Then it turns out he’s the son of the Devil and the entire world loses. Wow, high stakes.

“So from all of us here, I’d like to wish you happy painting, and God bless, my friend.”

“I looked up the embankment towards the sound and I saw what appeared to be a small white face contrasting against the deep dark of the forest. Focusing as best I could it appeared to be a person crouching and looking down at my shelter.”

There are lies and there are LIES.

“Spent the night at my girlfriend’s house and was awakened in the morning by three kisses on my mouth and forehead and breakfast in bed. Literally the best thing ever.”

“My mother always referred to my biological father as a ‘donor’ rather than as a person.”

“The worst part was feeling and seeing her skull give way.”