Chrissy Stockton
Social Justice Porn
The deep, forgiving cushion of your favorite armchair as you sink in to change the world via the Macbook warming your lap. The inviting “like” button on status updates from area non-profits.
50 People On ‘The Creepy Story I Could Never Fully Explain’
When I was 14 I took the garbage out after dark.. it was 7:30pm.. I had literally just checked the clock before I went outside and when I got back inside it was 10pm. I lost 2.5 hours without noticing it and have no idea what happened.
50 People On ‘The Most Depraved Thing I Have Done For Sexual Gratification’
“Anything that looked like/was the same size and shape of a penis, I tried it out in my vagina.”
50 People On ‘The One Story That Gives Me The Chills To This Day’
“He sits up, looks over her shoulder, and sees what she’s doing, still in her sleep: loading his revolver.”
60 Women On “What I Was Doing When I Was Called A Slut”
“I was called a slut for being a woman out at night.”
50 People On ‘The Secret My Company Doesn’t Want The Public To Know’
“The recycle bins at Seaworld also just get emptied into the dumpster. They are just there to make the visitors feel better.”
25 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Sex Questions People Actually Had To Ask On Yahoo! Answers
“How old do you have to be until you grow your condom?”
30 Awesome Book Dedications That Might Be Better Than The Actual Book
I dedicate this book to George W. Bush, my Commander-in-Chief, whose impressive career advancement despite remedial language skills inspired me to believe that I was capable of authoring a book.