Chrissy Stockton

Small talk is basically kryptonite for 20-somethings. At least, if it’s taking place IRL.

The girls used actual Wiccan rites.

He was wearing the suit in hopes of convincing people they had seen Bigfoot.

My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.

if unhappy is your default setting, other people can’t afford to be around you.

There’s basically a giant space ship at the bottom of the ocean.

He waited until his girlfriend was asleep and then did this:

Read Mindy Kaling’s Twitter feed.

You’ve never said the phrase “you just set the women’s movement back 50 years.”

Outsource the most taxing chore of our time (deciding what to stream tonight) to this infographic.

You went to a liberal arts college and majored in something that people make jokes about.

Chick lit, makeup, pedicures, long bubble baths—these are some of the best parts about being alive. No one questions my manhood because I like to feel good and indulge in life’s little pleasures.