Chrissy Stockton

A man I never knew existed lived in my apartment for months.

“We’re gonna have a great time together Sheryl.”

6. You’ve given up on arguing that the dog cannot sleep in the bed.

To be able to freely make whatever choice they want in regard to dress, politics, work or parenting and without it making them a “good” or a “bad” feminist.

Who would have imagined a country where MLK was assassinated just a generation ago could elect a black president now?

Fashion is not necessarily about labels. It’s not about brands. It’s about something else that comes from within you.

The caller sounds disturbed out of his mind, claiming to have just been dismissed from his job at Area 51 and is now seemingly on the run for his life.

Royals = high school student partying sans student loan payments.

The more you know about him, the more likely he is to come and find you.

Romantic relationships are always drama filled, your BFF is more fun and less work than a boyfriend/girlfriend has ever been.

Who DOESN’T want to read about all the haunted houses in the U.S.?

Everything is more intense.

A large dark figure, kind of a human silhouette, emerging from the foot of my bed and staring down at me.

I have no desire to be dominated. Honestly I don’t. And yet I find myself becoming angry when I’m not.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

You have a group of “day” friends who you might not have been close with were it not for your shared schedules.

Shots are your preferred alcohol delivery system.

An axe. Seriously. Give them a real power tool or a decorative reminder of the power they exude from their strong personality.