Chrissy Stockton

The gang was not interested in robbing Jessica Simpson because her purses weren’t real leather.

Even if things are as bad as they could possible be, and as meaningless, then matters of truth are themselves indifferent; we may as well please our sensibilities and, with as much spirit as we can muster, go out with a buck and a wing.

The quota of timed jumping in the air photos for the entire world has been met now. Thank you for your cooperation.

If your life wasn’t hard enough already, keep in mind that you could have a rare disorder that makes you reek of nasty fish odor!

There is an urban legend about a man in a rabbit costume who attacks people with an axe.