Chrissy Stockton

To grow, a Gemini needs to let go of the guilt they hang on to about being fickle.

“Clutter has only two possible causes: too much effort is required to put things away or it is unclear where things belong.”

A Pisces woman will be the least dramatic friend or girlfriend you will ever have. And with the biggest heart.

Whiskey is basically the official alcoholic beverage of cabins everywhere. Have you ever seen an unhappy person at a cabin? I didn’t think so.

“I love women that are spontaneous and fun-loving, so I am always dating extroverts. I love that they are always up for something new, and they tend to be better in bed.”

“I love that my wife has this like, dreamy inner world that I can’t really understand. It’s super attractive. Everything I think I basically say, but she’s more complex.”

At this point, it’s becoming clear that Caila does not have feelings for Ben but she really likes being on TV/wants to be the Bachelorette so she just keeps smiling and flipping her hair and hoping no one will notice.

“She was hiding in my bedroom closet with a very large knife and a bundle of rope.”

The standard wisdom is to not do anything to such an extreme. Everything in moderation (except moderation itself, which is miraculously exempt from this adage).

Just saying.

Compassionate, loving, and devoted Pisces are a sought after partner — when they are bold enough to make other people realize how valuable they are.

“The best part of hooking up with a new guy isn’t actually hooking up with him. It’s texting your friend ‘guess who was a hoe last night?’ and giving her all the juicy details.”

Here is a list of things that are wrong with Emily’s personality.

“Caring is a healthy thing, they do something nice for you because they want to.”

I’m going to adopt one of those piggies.

It’s almost Valentine’s Day and if you want love to be in the air, you have to find the right match.

Hydration is life.

As a general rule: no American remakes ever.