I’m not an emotionless dude. I think about you all the time. Sometimes the smallest things remind me of you. I’m not always great at expressing it, and sometimes I am confused by my own thoughts and emotions. But believe me, you’re on my mind.
Women use the word “cute” so often I have no idea what it means anymore.
Just because we find other women attractive, it doesn’t mean we find you any less attractive or would leave you for a stranger that passes by.
It’s the little things you say off the cuff that I really remember.
If you are interested in a guy, don’t assume he’ll pick up on you dropping subtle hints.
Teeth are NOT okay! It hurts our precious.
Gay man here. Just because you just met me and never had a ‘gay best friend’ does not make us best friends. You need to buy us a drink first.
I can’t read your mind. Just tell me what you’re thinking.
Sometimes it’s way hotter if a girl makes the first move.
Sometimes, all I want is to be the little spoon.
I don’t give a shit where we are going to eat just tell me and we will go there.
We don’t spread our legs out to be ass holes. We do it so our balls are not squeezed to death by our legs.
The sexiest thing you can wear is a sundress.
When we give you a fucking compliment, accept it goddamnit.
Enthusiasm with a blowjob goes a lot further than some technique you read in some magazine.
Never use the words “I’m fine.”
If you like to shave your lady parts, that’s cool, but I really don’t care if it’s perfectly shaven before we get it on.
Men aren’t all the same.
Maybe the problem is YOU falling for the same type of guy over and over?
When you ask us if something is wrong, and we say “nothing…” please just leave it at that. If something is truly bothering us, trust me, we’ll tell you.
We need guy time. We don’t want to go out fucking other women, we just want to get drunk and do boring guy shit. Once a month is all we need, just as long as you are not there. Don’t get moody and call/sms/email us the entire time we are out.
Save your nagging for when we get home hung over.
We did not make up the double stream as an excuse for pissing on the seat. It’s a real thing!
If you catch us watching porn with our hands down our pants, if you catch us looking at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, if you catch us watching the Victoria’s Secret specials/commercials, or ANYTHING of the sort… you’re not going to believe this, but it has absolutely NOTHING to do with you!!!!
Now if your guy tells you some bullshit like, “you need to look like this,” or “you can stand to lose a few pounds,”… then yeah, dump his ass.
23. Guys hate games.
If you play games I will end our relationship in a heartbeat.
Chivalry does not mean that we pay for everything all of the goddamn time! You need to take responsibility for this more often and contribute equally in my opinion.
Just because I think you’re cool or cute, that doesn’t mean I want to have sex with you. I mean, if you wanted to I totally would, but it’s not what I’m thinking about when we’re having a conversation or hanging out.
You are prettier than you think you are.
Regretting it later doesn’t mean you were raped.
If I have any tiny ounce of attraction towards you and you smile at me, it will instantly make my day better.
Guys will watch porn with girls that have huge tits and a perfect ass, but when a guy has a naked girl standing in front of him he thinks it’s awesome no matter what she looks like.
Most of the time, we would rather let something eat away at our soul than talk about it. When I am zoned out and pissed off about nothing, this is why. The dog understands it.
You don’t need to wear tons of makeup and you don’t need to spend 2 hours doing your hair. Attractiveness is 90% attitude and confidence.