In case you were wondering, my favorite part of the Internet is definitely the crazy conspiracy theories. We’ve had insane Twitter threads about Avril Lavigne being replaced by a clone, Lady Gaga murdering her mentor, and Melania Trump being replaced by a man in a wig, but this new one about the British royal family is a nice change. According to the Internet, Prince Harry’s engagement to American actress Meghan Markle might be for more than just love.
According to Twitchy editor Greg Pollowitz, Harry and Meghan’s children may be American citizens, giving them the chance to rule not only one country, but two.
Prince Harry's kids will be Americans. What if one grows up to be president and is in line for the throne at the same time? Brits are playing long-ball here, but it's a smart move. They want America back and this is how they'll do it.
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) November 27, 2017
So basically, the royal children could potentially be King/Queen of Great Britain AND President of the United States at the same time. And if that were to happen, the two countries could potentially merge once again, bring the U.S. back to its colonized roots. How’s that for a conspiracy theory?
You’ve got to admit, it would be quite the plan.
— Teri *Mask Up* Donnelly (@harleyzgrrl) November 27, 2017
Honestly, in today’s political climate, is it that hard to believe?
Obviously the platform will be “make America British again!”
— Mads Chr. Skipper (@MadsChrSkipper) November 27, 2017
This is the most credible post-Brexit strategy for the UK that I've heard so far.
— Robin Bairner (@RBairner) November 27, 2017
That is, if England actually WANTS the U.S. back.
We really, really don't want it back. Trust us.
— Rachel Cunliffe (@RMCunliffe) November 27, 2017
Realistically though, Markle will probably have to renounce her American citizenship if she wants to marry into the royal family. But damn, if only this conspiracy theory COULD come true.
Prince Harry Jr 2052
— Danimal (@Lord_Chewie) November 27, 2017
It’s The Crown/House of Cards crossover episode you’ve been waiting for.
— Fish (@The_Papa_Fish) November 27, 2017
I don’t care what anyone says. Honestly, I’m here for it.