If you don’t have an adorable dog or an impressive array of puns on hand, you might find it hard to make your Tinder profile stand out. This guy decided to go the extra mile to create a whole presentation to explain why you ought to swipe right on him — and, you know, maybe just go ahead and marry him in the process.
He starts off with this beautiful opener.
He promises to pay for meals and help you up your Insta game.
He’s metrosexual, though that may not mean what you think.
He promises he’ll be hotter someday.
He’s real boyfriend material — no hook ups, please.
The icing on the cake? He can (kind of) cook and is pretty not terrible at sex.
Well, I’m sold.