This Guy Made His Tinder Profile Into A Powerpoint Explaining Why You Should Date Him And It’s Hilarious

If you don’t have an adorable dog or an impressive array of puns on hand, you might find it hard to make your Tinder profile stand out. This guy decided to go the extra mile to create a whole presentation to explain why you ought to swipe right on him — and, you know, maybe just go ahead and marry him in the process.

He starts off with this beautiful opener.

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Imgur / beckstah

He promises to pay for meals and help you up your Insta game.

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imgur / beckstah

He’s metrosexual, though that may not mean what you think.

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Imgur / beckstah

He promises he’ll be hotter someday.

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Imgur / beckstah

He’s real boyfriend material — no hook ups, please.

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Imgur / beckstah

The icing on the cake? He can (kind of) cook and is pretty not terrible at sex.

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Imgur / beckstah

Well, I’m sold. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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