5 Reasons To GTFO Of Pennsylvania
1. Nothing happens here.
1. Nothing happens here.
8. Overweight men deserve a chance to be loved for every facet of their personality and life, but no fatties for me.
5. “All guys think about is sex.” And all women think about is SHOPPING!! Am I right, guys?
14. Flea markets. I’m in love with these damn things. Walk in with $10 and walk out with fresh pecans, some rusting knick-knacks, and a Bad Company LP. It’s like a mall for poor people.
18. Being broke. Someone has to be, right? Hooray, capitalism!
Never take their mother’s side. Never.
Stop blaming your parents for telling you you’re special. You now know it’s a lie, but you can only blame yourself for continuing to pretend it’s true.
Will Smith is not just the father of Willow and The Karate Kid.