12 People On The Weirdest Porn Watching Experience They’ve Ever Had

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1. “I was visiting my friends and we went out to the bar, we came home and instead of putting on a movie we started watching porn. It was very awkward because no one was saying anything and we were all laying on the ground next to each other watching it like it was a movie while this girl is just repeatedly getting fucked in the ass.” –Leah, 26


2. “I was fingering myself in my room to porn on my phone. I swore I locked my door, but my friend came in my room anyways. I’ve never been so mortified and she just kind of let it go and didn’t say anything.” –Brit, 22


3. “I was at my buddys house watching porn on his living room TV and jacking off, well he didn’t tell me his mom was coming by that day. She screamed and ran out of the house. Neither of them were very happy with me after that.”–Brad, 23


4. “This is going to sound super fucked up, but it was. It was my friends fourth grade (maybe?) birthday party and we were all staying up late watching TV. Well, we were flipping through the channels and there was porn on, it was before they put blocks on everything and made you buy it, and we were watching people swap partners and fuck in pools and showers. Everyone was freaking out, I doubt any of us had even seen a dick in real life at that point either. It was weird, but we kept watching.” –Mary, 24


5. “This guy I know does gay porn so me and all my straight girl friends would sit in the basement and watch it on our laptops when we were in high school.” –Alyssa, 29


6. “I was watching porn one day when my wife walked in the room and saw me masturbating. Instead of being mad at me for watching porn she jumped in bed and watched it with me, and started jerking me off. It turned into some pretty kinky sex.” –Kevin, 32


7. “I watched lesbian porn when I was in college with my friend, we would then act out what they were doing on the screen. We’re both straight, but we got drunk and tried it. It was kind of fun.” –Lucy, 27


8. “In high school I used to watch porn with my teammate before we played games in the hallway. Looking back it’s really weird, but we used to sit in a corner, watch porn with headphones on and repeat the shit they’d say. Everyone on the team knew what we were doing too, but no one ever said anything.” –Sam, 22


9. “I used to sit in my room and watch porn with my best friend, then we’d text our best guy friend and ask him questions about what guys actually liked based on the porn we were watching at the time.” –Tayler, 23


10. “Definitely the time my brother walked in was the weirdest and worst porn watching experience I’ve ever had. He obviously knew what was going on, but instead of walking out he just started fucking around with me.” –Mikey, 25


11. “I used to jack off while I was on long drives, it would keep me awake and I would play the porn through my car speakers. It was kind of fucked up, but whatever. Except the last time I did it I got pulled over because a cop saw what I was doing. I got a ticket and he was repulsed.”–Shane, 33


12. “This is so embarrassing, but I was watching porn in my kitchen and it got me so horny. I grabbed a cucumber out of the fridge and started going at it because I don’t own a vibrator. Well, my husband came home early and I didn’t hear him. He walked into the kitchen to see me fucking a cucumber. He dropped his keys and was kind of freaked out, but kind of turned on. We’ve started having better sex since then.”–Riley, 31 TC mark

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  • http://dirtdaubber.wordpress.com dirtdaubber

    lolol – getting caught is either really awful or really cool…!

    • http://hannusite.wordpress.com amber92118

      ……….but knowing that you “might” get caught is wilder! Agree?

  • http://hannusite.wordpress.com amber92118

    ……but know that you “might” get caught is hot!

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