Ari Eastman

Mayer is ranked as number one and I am, in a word, thirsty.

When I tell a stranger about a favorite memory, I’m inviting him back to life for a moment.

Combined with relatively clean eating, lots of water, and my very underwhelming work out routine, I lost 6 pounds and felt more like Me again.

Stay single until you meet someone who supports your dreams. Someone who owns a sleep laboratory and hooks you up nightly to brain imaging tools.  

Because at 2 am, last call was just announced and, these days, goodbyes are a little too reminiscent of death.

Anxiety looks like my hands. Chaotic. Messy. Sort of gross, if we’re being honest.

Patience, hard work, compassion. You encompassed these traits early on.

The best part of covfefe is it can be whatever you want it to be! A noun, a verb, song lyrics, a state of being.

In this version, I pick up the phone and our hearts stutter in unison. Nothing is left unsaid. Nothing is left untouched.

Lovers leave. Significant others screw up. This person wasn’t supposed to. This person was supposed to be your safe place.

Don’t try to fix her. First of all, that’s not your responsibility. And secondly, she’s not a thing to fix. Grief does not mean someone is broken.

Remind me, not everyone is my ex. Not all beautiful things should be shouted to others, like, I KNEW IT FIRST. like, I WANTED HIM BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW HIM.

I love myself, but some days it is more of a negotiating process.

Drake, honey, baby doll, sweetie, what are you doing???!

When I say I want to be with you, I mean there’s a GPS in my heart and every recalculation takes me back to you.

Organize my room. Stumble upon my ex box. Try to throw it away. Can’t. Still, all these years. Can’t do it.

I’m iffy as to whether or not Bachelor Nation can really provide the high caliber man someone like Rachel deserves.

Sometimes our wants and needs overlap. But deciding what I absolutely need to spend money on instead of impulse-buying has taught me how to look at things and assess how necessary they actually are in my life.