Anonymous

ATTENTION all men: There are a few very simple things you can do on a first date that will turn a good date into a great one, or at the very least, keep an average date from feeling like the worst night ever.

Given the evolution of dating these days, it’s increasingly common for relationships to start with a hook up…but this becomes problematic when the bedroom phase has no end in sight, and what you’re looking for is something more.

If you’re thinking of getting tribal tattoos, just get yourself a T-shirt that says, “I have no imagination” instead.

They will start to dislike you for their chronic dissatisfaction and unrealistic expectations, and you will increasingly seem flawed to them.

My mother was raised on the Navajo reservation by her grandfather (a Navajo medicine man) and would always tell me stories about her childhood. However, most fascinating to me were her stories of skinwalkers, which she was always very hesitant to talk about — let alone write about.

Guys that are packin’ are guys that are lackin’.

Hairdressers are just where the compliments begin! “I would die for your hair color” is only something we hear about…Oh, I don’t know, 7 times per month?

Don’t lie. We’ve all thought of being a stripper once or twice.

You got hit in the neck with a magenta paintball and now your skin is stained for a couple of days.

I’ve seen 25-year-olds with forehead wrinkles and crow’s feet, and 30-year-olds who are considering several rounds of Botox because they’ve already ruined their skin’s elasticity.

Don’t ask their permission to say it. Don’t ask for a reciprocal confession. Just tell them how you feel.

Being overly grossed out by periods, denouncing chick flicks, claiming that females cannot be funny, and refusing to do “womanly” activities are a few side effects of this symptom.