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I wish I could say that night was a turning point in my recovery, but it wasn’t.

No overweight person in the era of Google is overweight because they are ignorant of this effective weight loss method.

Some contained phrases I couldn’t quite place – T-girl? Shemale? I clicked a file, my curiosity officially piqued, and there it was.

It’s a non-aggressive word: “cuddling.” But make no mistake. It can be as much of an art as the act of sex itself, whether you are Little or Big Spoon.

While A was getting all lovey dovey I kept my distance and met X. X blew my mind too.

I was a junior when I received the call from my mom. She told me that my sister was having nightmares and that they were about my grandfather.

8. Try not to compare him to past relationships. Your ex is your ex for a reason.

7. You give me reasons to want to be better, but I need to be better for me.

Since meeting my SD, I’ve gained 6 designer bags, a number of designer clothes, and wined and dined at countless fancy restaurants, many of which are Michelin-starred.

What part of “You broke my heart” don’t you understand?

3. He does not eat cats.

Everyone thinks gay guys pursue straight guys, trying to “make” them gay. But let me tell you, I don’t pursue straight guys like that. Sometimes, it’s the straight guys who pursue us.

If anything, he fell for me. That’s what I tell myself as I walk around campus in my finest sweatpants-and-Sperry’s combination. I tell myself he just is not man enough to handle how open I am in regards to my sexuality.

A white person doesn’t think of themselves as white. White people are just people.

All my ladies I want to see you happy, bubbly and smiling without ceasing! Dance and sing loudly at every possible moment to prove you are fun-loving and carefree!

BAM! Magic. Painful, painful, painful magic.

Did I do it for Allah? No.

11. Buying Organic Anything – Where do hipsters get the money for this?! I have a 401(k) and I still cannot afford to spend $6 on strawberries.