Anonymous

Not being able to walk in a pair of heels immediately takes away any element of sexiness they once possessed.

I don’t know why the idea came to me, but it hit me as soon as she left the room and I knew I had to act immediately and that I had to be quick and silent.

If I’m in a bad mood, I would just be passive aggressive and give him the silent treatment by going into a corner and ignoring him.

Who the hell is Dave Coulier? NO ONE KNOWS THESE THINGS.

I remember my first encounter with sperm. There was nothing sexual about that moment.

We had the picture-perfect relationship. Honestly.

It’s a beautiful day, but I can’t notice, because I hate everything about the sun and the morning, like commuter bicyclists with their rolled-up pant legs and constipated looks as they nervously ride along the busy, uneven street.

One-night-only-no-strings-attached encounters are controversial.

Here comes the kick: “It’s not you, it’s me”.

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The best thing to do is to spill your beans, but do it in a way that people can’t recognize you.

I just like to watch them perform. They have this attitude towards sex that feels incredibly liberating. They’re nice to look at. They inspire me to do ab-workouts.

Now, I should say that I am straight, and have had a slew of boyfriends and am pretty darn serious with my latest one – but still, my liking for lesbian porn confuses me.

The gym is another difficult place to meet women. Ladies generally do not want to be hit on while they’re working out. They’re in the zone and do not feel sexy when they’re sweaty and “gross.”

I wish I could say that night was a turning point in my recovery, but it wasn’t.

No overweight person in the era of Google is overweight because they are ignorant of this effective weight loss method.

Some contained phrases I couldn’t quite place – T-girl? Shemale? I clicked a file, my curiosity officially piqued, and there it was.

It’s a non-aggressive word: “cuddling.” But make no mistake. It can be as much of an art as the act of sex itself, whether you are Little or Big Spoon.