Aries: March 21st – April 19th

They get pissed off. They throw shit. They say things they don’t mean. They act like complete assholes because they aren’t sure where to direct the anger that has been eating them up inside.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

They isolate themselves. They cancel plans with friends. They become quiet. They go missing in action and worry everyone who cares about them.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

They start drinking more. They stop eating right. They don’t shower as much. They stop taking care of themselves because they don’t see the point.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

They wear the same clothes. They avoid answering the phone and answering the door. They spend most of their time watching television and playing video games and reading books to avoid dealing with their problems.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

They spend more time online. They post more on Instagram. They try to overcompensate by looking like they have their life completely together so no one realizes they are secretly falling apart.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

They drink more coffee. They work more hours. They spend less time at home. They try to distract themselves from their problems by focusing on their career.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

They lie. They pretend they are fine. They act like nothing is bothering them while they’re out in public and wait to cry inside of locked rooms and bathroom stalls.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

They dye their hair. They get tattoos. They splurge on new outfits or a new car. They use money and change as a way to feel better, if only for a fraction of a second.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

They eat more. They sleep around more. They party more. They stop taking care of their main responsibilities because they don’t have the energy anymore.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

They have trouble sleeping. They eat less. They become more forgetful. They lose their ability to focus.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

They write depressing poetry. They listen to sad music. They binge-watch emotional shows. They spend a lot of their time in tears because they don’t want to bottle up their emotions. They couldn’t even if they wanted to.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

They call in sick to work because they don’t have the energy to leave their bed. They avoid replying to texts because they don’t have the energy to socialize. They stop posting on social media. They stop answering calls. They drop off the face of the planet.