Besides, the only way you can ensure having a good future is by living a good present. That’s it. That’s the secret. So start paying attention to what’s going on around you. Otherwise, you might miss everything.
Love is bigger than you. To love someone is for their happiness to be the same as your own.
Whether you’re one of the Nice Guys who take pictures of themselves wearing a fedora and complaining about how shallow women are with no irony, or you’re a walking Taylor Swift song who thinks every girl who manages to get a boyfriend when you don’t is an evil slut, you are just not making it to the “romance” stage.
3. You discover ALL of the possible spelling variations of your name – even the ones those make absolutely no sense.
Don’t stay home alone, Xanax and a full Netflix queue your only New Year’s Eve companions.
It’s so easy to say, “You should breakup with him/her and move on.” But to follow that advice – to be emotionally invested in something and snip that cord is truly a tough task.
Others were Infinite Jest-style burdens. Heavy on your back or in your purse. Weighing you down all the time.
You know the person you’re with is just not good enough for you but somehow that makes you feel powerful instead of shitty.
Do you like Seth Rogen? You’re welcome to see The Guilt Trip with me! All hail queen Babs Streisand.
I accepted as an undisputed truth that I was a person who failed at relationships. Then, someone came along who I actually wanted to make an effort toward and suddenly everything I thought were just ingrained personality traits changed.
The searching is perhaps the worst part, the breathless moments before the floor falls out from underneath you.
9. However That 15-Year-Old, Masquerading As A Relationship Expert On Yahoo! Answers Advised You To Act
Taylor Swift can date everyone in Hollywood including Dame Judy Dench and I’d still find this topic boring.
If you have ever accidentally entered a club on 18 and over night, you know what it means to feel simultaneously incredibly out-of-place and bitter at the universe for having put you in this position.
You still don’t understand how LMFAO or Skrillex qualify as music. It just sounds like dying.
