“Bro, my flow was so heavy today, I had to use three pads.”
“I still want more,” I whisper. “I know,” he says. “I’ll try.” I blink up at him, and he reliquishes my hand and pulls at my chin, releasing my trapped lip.
Obama went to Denver the other day and some weird things happened. First, Obama was offered drugs and splashed across his face a nice smile. “Do you want to hit this?” Instagram user manton89, asks the president.
Today I am hearing on the internet that it is insensitive to celebrate Father’s Day because such celebrations could bring pain to those whose fathers are dead, or whose fathers were bad, or who wish that they could be fathers…
On Driggs today in Williamsburg Brooklyn, between n9 and n10th, some man was yelling all sorts of obscenities from the 4th floor of the ultra-expensive condo building “The Driggs.” Primarily, he was focused on yelling at people walking on the sidewalk with little…
But the things we leave behind are never as wonderful as those that we eventually find.
Why does this commercial for Lean Pockets® brand sandwiches feature a sexy yoga master? Why are we watching a mesmerizing, voracious, shirtless MMA Fighter eating a delicious pretzel sandwich with his gloves on? Are these two definitely about to get it on?
Here are 30 baby elephants.
I married beneath me – all women do.