“Your mother’s biggest regret is you.”
Patton Oswalt and Thought Catalog’s Jim Goad agree on nothing. Watch Patton throw down hard for Hillary while discussing the upcoming election, globalization, social media, and more.
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“And now I was getting the feeling that I was actually achieving this perfect inner connection through his flesh. The flesh tastes like pork but stronger.”
When I was very young—around three—I’d kneel in front of my bed every night and beg God to stop giving me “the bad dreams.” He didn’t listen….
If you came from a happy family, I don’t think we’re going to get along very well. We might as well be speaking different languages. Or wearing different gang colors. Or living on different planets.
The best fighters and lovers are always the most passionate ones.
April 1, 2004: Oprah Winfrey becomes the fourth member of the Holy Trinity.
The scariest thing about having a seizure is that you never remember it.
“It was supposed to be this beautiful cruise and it turned into a nightmare,” a newlywed passenger texted to her father. “Nothing like this was advertised in the brochure.”