It shatters childhood innocence to learn that Santa Claus is an asshole.
5. Man dies of heart attack after attempting to get a blowjob from a vacuum cleaner.
She even called all this so-called gay misogyny a “huge problem,” a statement which by itself is hugely problematic.
Forget all the urban legends and ghost stories and “scary” Hollywood movies: These cases are all real, and they all happened on Halloween.
After months of inaction, search teams have resumed trawling the Indian Ocean for the merest scrap of evidence that Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, which stunned the world when it went missing back in March, had plunged into its murky depths.…
Pizza is like ice cream—if you don’t like it, you’re probably a murderer.
How about a morbid sense of dread? Is that acceptable?
I believe the main reason that the younger generation is abandoning Christianity is the fact that they simply can’t relate to Jesus Christ’s fashion sensibilities. Let’s face it—the “Jeez Steez” is totally early 90s, totally “grunge”: Ewww!
First they came for the Tea Party, and you did not speak out—because you were not a member of the Tea Party.
Lovemaking often goes wrong and leads to pain rather than pleasure. In many cases, it even leads to death. Here are thirteen such cases, ranked in escalating levels of severity