Watch These Two Beautiful Starlets Sing About Anal Sex Under The Eyes Of Jesus
A new song has hit the beloved YouTube by singer/songwriter duo, Garfunkel & Oates — and it’s about getting plowed in the bum to appease the tough rules of Christianity.
This video, written 100% without irony or satire, according to a collection of YouTube comments, explores the different ways one can bypass the strict rules of sex before marriage for the horny religiously inclined. This foul-mouthed how-to song is made endearing by the shared glances of the guitar and mandolin player and makes you realize how hilarious making fun of the bible can be.
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It was the night I’d been expecting for quite some time; my sister—with her boyfriend of four and a half years listening in on speakerphone—made the proud announcement that as of just a few hours prior, they were engaged to…
Unfortunately I can only speak to a heterosexual couple because that is my only area of experience. However, I don’t imagine there is much difference except for my stereotyping in the first step, which is facetious anyway. 1.
1. You don’t wake up to a Christmas tree–you wake up to bagels and a prolonged discussion about whether the family should consider going to a new bagel place because the lox aren’t sliced thin enough.
I thought that a man crying was a rare and ugly thing, certainly nothing that I would encounter in my romantic life.