Watch These Two Beautiful Starlets Sing About Anal Sex Under The Eyes Of Jesus
A new song has hit the beloved YouTube by singer/songwriter duo, Garfunkel & Oates — and it’s about getting plowed in the bum to appease the tough rules of Christianity.
This video, written 100% without irony or satire, according to a collection of YouTube comments, explores the different ways one can bypass the strict rules of sex before marriage for the horny religiously inclined. This foul-mouthed how-to song is made endearing by the shared glances of the guitar and mandolin player and makes you realize how hilarious making fun of the bible can be.
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GIVE ME ALL OF THE DRINKS AND GIVE ME THEM NOW! I’LL NEVER TURN DOWN, YES, THAT IS MY VOW!
You are brave. You are capable. You are inspiring. You are important. You are good.
They say laughter is the best medicine, and six months ago I found myself highly medicated, that is, I remembered how to laugh.
If we are not happy now with ourselves and what we are doing then what the hell makes us think that we will be happy or satisfied later?