Watch These Two Beautiful Starlets Sing About Anal Sex Under The Eyes Of Jesus
A new song has hit the beloved YouTube by singer/songwriter duo, Garfunkel & Oates — and it’s about getting plowed in the bum to appease the tough rules of Christianity.
This video, written 100% without irony or satire, according to a collection of YouTube comments, explores the different ways one can bypass the strict rules of sex before marriage for the horny religiously inclined. This foul-mouthed how-to song is made endearing by the shared glances of the guitar and mandolin player and makes you realize how hilarious making fun of the bible can be.
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Of all the breakups I’ve had, the saddest and hardest to get over is the one with my platonic girlfriends.
I will keep looking at them while you go through the checklist of things you need to bring. I will note how I am not on it and feel the cracks under my ribs escalate with every beating pulse.
We’ve come too far to give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar and our cups to the stars
I have never held hands that were equally my own and not, at the exact same time. It is this lack of understanding that makes me want to say thank you.