A Scorpio stung by a poisonous scorpion. A Sagittarius shot through the heart with an arrow. A Taurus stabbed through the toros with a set of horns. (Not from a live bull, but from a wall-mounted head.)
Aries: You’re into the kind of bad boy that wears leather and rides a motorcycle.
They would rather date someone who has a beautiful mind than someone who only looks nice on the outside.
They don’t believe they deserve special attention, so when their partner fails to give it to them, they never bat an eye.
You always stay up past midnight — even though you keep promising yourself you’ll get to bed early.
You never feel alone. Even when you’re stuck sleeping by yourself, you know he’s only a text away.
Twins: Stay single until you find someone who gets you. Who doesn’t find any of your quirks weird. Who actually likes that insane side of you that you try to hide from most people.
A broken heart means a broken brain. You have trouble concentrating on work. You have trouble motivating yourself to get your chores done. You have trouble thinking about anything, except for the person who walked away.
I don’t need you to take me overseas on expensive vacations — but I need you to spend your days off with me, so I know that you consider me a priority.