Capricorn: You plan out the deaths of your friends and family members. It’s not that you actually want to hurt them. It’s just a mental exercise. You try to figure out how you’d get away with each of their murders — just to see how smart you are.
She has a million reasons to give up — on love, on her career, on herself — but she keeps going. She keeps hoping. She keeps believing that things are going to get better.
Your skin breaks out. You’re always tired. You keep getting headaches. You’re so stressed that your body struggles to support you.
“When I came out of the Haunted Mansion ride there were lipstick kiss marks all over my face. I did not feel anything during it and I was riding with my little brother (who was not wearing lipstick).”
“She woke up one morning and the rocking chair was about two feet closer to her bed, and after that night it would start rocking on a nightly basis at midnight.”
He wants to hear you curse. Hear you moan. Hear you whisper the naughtiest thoughts you’ve ever had into his ear while you ride him.
The girls with the widest smiles have the deepest cracks in their hearts.
Attention. She’s not going to beg you to hang out with her or send you ten texts in an hour. She’s not going to nag you until you give her everything she deserves. She wants your attention — but she wants you to give it willingly.
“I like to be free to move around during sex, but tie me down during oral any day. That’s super sexy.”
You’re sick of being disappointed. You don’t want to deal with heartbreak, so you try your hardest to avoid falling for anyone.