Ron Swanson is Taurus af.
Aries are one of the worst signs to make a long term commitment to because they always put themselves first and have a fickle nature — a terrible combination for someone you’re planning to invest a ton of time and energy into.
Come to think of it, Capricorns would make pretty good serial killers…
At first you assumed they were shy or had been hurt in previous relationships.
You can get them to do literally anything by making it a challenge.
Aries are always attracting grown-ass man babies.
When you high-five him, he wraps his hand around yours.
Aries: He never viewed you as an equal partner, just someone whose love slowed him down.
“When I noticed that it didn’t really matter what plans I suggested, she was always up for them and we always had a good time.”
Promise that you’ll let them love their solitude.