You feel genuinely mystified when you see grandiose displays of affection on social media, as though you’re missing a fundamental part of your brain.
Hey. Yeah, you, with the anxiety.
Accept the fact that it’s not going to happen. Force yourself to say it out loud, if necessary.
I’ve been out of high school for nearly a decade now, so I’m unsure if there actually are any DMB fans still out there. But I assume that there are, and that they’re still the worst.
You are meeting your significant other’s parents for the first time at a quiet brunch spot in your city.
“Are you not going to be fun anymore?”
If someone messes up because you didn’t tell them what you wanted, you can only blame yourself.
I’m a 26-year-old American woman, which means that people assume I have a specific set of interests, usually falling into some kind of bell curve of femininity.
I love my friends, and like most people, I have a handful who live in my real-life MySpace top 8 – my very best friends.
There are many kinds of porn in this world. There is porn porn, there is food porn, there is travel porn, and then there is my least favorite genre of all, General Lifestyle Porn.