Just when the kid is about to cry, he goes in for the big save.
You have a “grown-up” personality for things like meeting people’s parents or going on job interviews, and sometimes your voice changes like two whole octaves. You’re like Christian Bale slipping seamlessly into his role as a totally nice, sincere person.
And beyond this, he has the sunken look of an apple core that has been left out for a while and is now an excellent Halloween decoration. A Halloween decoration you want to make out with.
It’s weird, but in that totally addictive, I-can’t-stop-watching-it way.
In the interest of science, we decided to sit down and ask each other a few brutally honest questions (and give some real answers). Here, the results.
1. When you make plans to do something totally un-fun — such as help someone move or drive them to the airport — weeks in advance, and become increasingly panicked as you feel the date approach, and almost kind of…
She rides the train with a book in hand, and no matter how packed it gets, no one is going to get between her and her reading time.
When it came time to touch us in real life, how could we expect the boys raised on the videos they painstakingly downloaded to know what to do?
One, it’s likely that they are in their late 20s/early 30s and still paying upwards of 50k a year for the privilege of providing indentured servant labor for a private university.
They are more intimidating than any grunting muscle bro, and I am filled with a terrified respect when I cross their path on my way to sweat it out on the elliptical in my promotional t-shirt.