Zaron Burnett III

What do men like in bed? Short answer: EVERYTHING.

I assume you can find a clitoris. If not, it’s at the top of her vagina, where her labia meet, it’s covered by a hood of flesh.

When we finally grow into the cyborgs we seem destined to become- we’ll finally live as our own creations made in our own image.

It’s been a long minute since I’ve kissed anyone. So… when the opportunity came up recently, you have no idea how much I wanted to kiss her.

“I pop the video in, and wow… Tears welling, silence, goose-bumps… Wow.”

So… in an effort to help both sides of this divide, I brainstormed up a list of all the places my straight single guy friends and I spend time.

1. TRIVIA CONTESTS IN BARS

Over time, Disney princes will mess you up worse than a bad speed habit.