50 Chicken Puns You Will Be EGGcited To Tell All Your Friends “ What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken? A poultry-geist.
25 Bread Puns That Are Hilarious (And Not At All Crumby) “ Why did the aging bread roll retire? Her career was already toast!
50+ Christmas Puns Yule Laugh Out Loud To “ What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? “Wait, there’s myrrh.”
25 Bone Puns That Everyone Will Find Humerus “ What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.
50 Water Puns That Will Have You Swimming In Happy Tears “ What did the bottled water tell the spy? The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
50 Rock Puns That Will Have You Rolling With Laughter “ What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!