15 Text Messages You Wish You’d Get “ Just wanted to let you know I’m wicked gay now and that’s why we didn’t work out. Nothing to do with you! Sorry! SUPER GAY. – Person who rejected you for no understandable reason
A Letter To The Person Who Led Me On “ You wanted things from me and you knew how I felt about you and you used those feelings and you used me. So I want you to know how I feel now, since you knew how I felt then.
15 Signs You’re In A Dead End Relationship “ You learn of monumental, noteworthy personal facts that would’ve remained secrets had you not stumbled upon them coincidentally.
32 Mistakes We’re All Going To Make “ Agreeing to do a favor for someone that ends up being such an incredible hassle that you briefly consider ending the friendship just to be like, “Nope, sorry, this is ridiculous and I’m not doing it.”
Like Vs. Love “ For those of us with a filter and some insecure tendencies, liking and being liked is hard labor. We carry around a lumpy sack full of giant turnoffs, like a self-conscious Santa Clause.
Sorry People In A Relationship, Being Single Is Actually Better “ I dated sporadically and unsuccessfully in college, fluctuating between a lot of tears and frustration and not being able to understand why I was so unlovable and gleefully listening to other people b-tch about their relationships while I wore full-on acne masks to bed in a comforter covered in Cheez-it dust.
Sorry Single People, Being In A Relationship Is Actually Awesome “ You can always live with yourself. That’s basic. That’s how you came into this world. What you can’t do is make love spring from thin air.
Why Are You Still Texting Me? “ So what is your aim? I really want to know. Is this a game to you? Is it like, “Hey, let’s see if this chick is still willing to respond to me.”