Stephanie Karina

1. When meeting her friends for the first time, you get the vague feeling that they already know you.

There are smooth guys and there are guys who fall on the less socially apt end of the spectrum. Personally, I think that those who belong in the latter category are underrated.

You prefer intimate social gatherings to large parties — which, frankly, often stress you out. There are so many people!

Maybe you’ve already browsed most of Netflix and need some new picks.

2. Father John Misty

Have your cake, eat it, and don’t worry about anyone else’s cake.

You are a coward. You are a hypocrite. You are terrified to let her go, but you are afraid she is too good for you.

The film Love Actually opens with video footage from the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport.

7. Men who don’t take themselves too seriously are hidden pearls in a sea of those who will likely shorten their own lifespans by roughly fifteen years out of stress, anxiety, and general malaise.

People who’ve never tried Flying Biscuit or Gladys Knight’s Chicken and Waffles have never truly lived.

2. At least five of your friends have surnames that end with the suffix “-eaux.” Many of them have surnames that the untrained eye can’t pronounce correctly.

4. She really cared about making a good impression on your mother.