16 Essential Things When You’re Becoming An Adult
Make your place of residence look like a home, not a lair. Milk crates and a tattered poster of a bikini-clad Playboy model do not a home make. Get thee to Ikea.
Questions I Have For People In Relationships
It’s funny, because I used to be one of you; all sweaty-palmed and dinner-dated and loved. I was there, where you are, passing holidays at my parents’ house in the bathroom, tapping out Morse code I wishes and I misses to whomever I was sharing a bed and a heart with that year.
What Your Favorite Disney Princess Says About You
You are the girl that every girl asks “OMG WHAT PRODUCT DO YOU USE” when you post selfies on your blog. You have got the perfect combination of length, well-conditioned softness, and complete absence of ugly breakage or split ends.
10 People You Went To Graduate School With
The overachiever is always the first person in the seminar to use words like “hermeneutics.” They come to class with detailed notes, typed, of course, so as to more easily access their flashes of brilliance.
12 Things I’ve Learned by Avoiding Relationships
While it can occasionally suck to not have someone hanging off your arm at parties or warming your bed on chilly Sunday mornings, I have gained some valuable lessons from my perpetual singlehood and ongoing quest to find someone who will actually date me.
The Fine Art Of Spooning In 5 Easy Steps
While the man is occasionally the smaller spoon, it is common knowledge that any man who acts as the little spoon any more than five percent of the time has little to no say in the relationship.
Your Lifestyle Has Already Been Designed
I’ve only been back at work for a few days, but already I’m noticing that the more wholesome activities are quickly dropping out of my life: walking, exercising, reading, meditating, and extra writing.
How To Hack Chipotle
Now it’s time to check out and also time to ask yourself: “What’s my highest-performing investment of the year?” The answer is Chipotle.
20 Things Single People Hate
It Sucks Being Guarded And Difficult To Love
I’ve mastered the art of changing topics, deflecting and using sarcasm to escape the grasps of any intimate or layered question thrown my way. It’s not a purposeful, focused defensive plan — it’s more of an uncontrollable curse.
Things You Realize About Your Family When You’re In Your 20s
I love my family with all my heart. That being said, I don’t think I would ever hang out with them if we didn’t come from the same gene pool.
A Short Story About Birds
33 Ways To Be Pretentious
30. Carry a bag from a designer store as your everyday tote. I know your lunch is not from Yves Saint Laurent because those people don’t eat, so I don’t know why you just pulled a salad up out of that bitch.
The Most Insane Messages I’ve Ever Received On OkCupid
The 10 Most Compelling ‘Unsolved Mysteries’
Robert Stack has heard it all. When he called a Mystery “unbelievable and compelling,” you better listen up.
Reasons Why Apple Store Employees Would Make The Best Boyfriends Ever
The moment you step foot into an Apple store, you are bombarded with a bunch nerdy dudes named like “Steve” or “Dan” dressed in blue tee shirts and beyond eager to assist you. They genuinely want to know how your day is going and how THEY can make it better. IS THIS A DREAM?
