10 Signs Someone Is Fake

If someone suddenly and magically disappears into thin air right when you need them most, that person is fake.
If someone suddenly and magically disappears into thin air right when you need them most, that person is fake.
Although I have had plenty of The Ones Who Will Be Different, I’ve had more of the first variety — the three bad dates guy.
When you’re on a date, just pretend you’re the only two people in the world. It’s more romantic that way.
9. However That 15-Year-Old, Masquerading As A Relationship Expert On Yahoo! Answers Advised You To Act
You know the person you’re with is just not good enough for you but somehow that makes you feel powerful instead of shitty.
I decided to scoot up a little closer to him, so I could casually strike up a conversation in which I help him locate the science-fiction section. However, the moment I moved my butt, a giant, unexpected fart came out.
The moment you step foot into an Apple store, you are bombarded with a bunch nerdy dudes named like “Steve” or “Dan” dressed in blue tee shirts and beyond eager to assist you. They genuinely want to know how your day is going and how THEY can make it better. IS THIS A DREAM?
To say “I won’t date someone unless they are smart, kind, career-oriented, capable of compromise, and healthy” is far easier than to say “I won’t date someone until I am all of these things and more.”
Emily, obviously, has an eating disorder. It is neither anorexia nor bulimia because it includes symptoms considered exclusive to both and is instead categorized under the heading “eating disorder—other.”
What makes this one different is that you — not her — made this impossible, incredible, internal movement towards infinite affirmation.
When you’re dating a narcissist you forever feel like you’re the one going after them. If it doesn’t work out with you, WHATEVER, because the narcissist will just easily coast to the next relationship.
Netflix should just create a genre called “Colin Firth movies in which he spends a lot of time being all unreadable and Colin Firthy but in the end it turns out he is filled with smoldering passion and also is an excellent kisser.”
Out of all your sexual experiences, how often were you doing it simply because you wanted to make a baby? The vast majority of people use birth control. We try to minimize baby-making but we’re still highly interested in sex, and so for humans sex obviously serves another extremely compelling purpose.
However, the weirdest casting in the show’s history has to go to former porn star and John Waters alum Traci Lords, who plays the interior designer for the Dragonfly Inn for one episode in Season 4.
You still don’t understand how LMFAO or Skrillex qualify as music. It just sounds like dying.
Love is bigger than you. To love someone is for their happiness to be the same as your own.
Oh my god, is there anything creepier — anything creepier in the entire universe — than calling your significant other “daddy?” No. The answer to that question is no.