Samantha Matt

9. Stop naming Facebook photo albums after song lyrics.

4. Buying jeans.

I have no friends. A statement thought by almost everyone after they graduate from college at least once… or, let’s be serious, at least once a week. In college, the world revolved around our social lives.

Decked out in graphic T-shirts from Abercrombie with roll-on-glitter covering my eyelids and a big smile sporting a whole lot of colorful metal, I thought I was hot shit. Now, I have no idea what I was thinking.

By the time we were in high school, the Internet wasn’t new anymore. However, it was still growing extremely fast and our parents had absolutely no idea how to handle it.

Being cool in your 20s is not very hard. That is because us 20-somethings are cool for the pure fact that we are in our 20s.