Your Handy Chart of Drug Stereotypes

We at Thought Catalog obviously love stereotypes and drugs so imagine our delight when someone condensed our two favorite things into a useful chart! Among the amazing tidbits of information: Meth heads will always S your D whereas stoners never like to do it, Punky Brewster is the poster child for Ecstasy and cocaine users like to wear Ed Hardy! We agree with all of that minus the Ed Hardy part. A cokehead’s wardrobe consists of an I Talk Too Much top by Marc Jacobs and a new cologne by Tom Ford called Coke Breath. TC mark

Ryan O'Connell

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  • eceismen

    ” We agree with all of that minus the Ed Hardy part. A cokehead’s wardrobe consists of an I Talk Too Much top by Marc Jacobs and a new cologne by Tom Ford called Coke Breath.” THIS.

    • xra

      dior homme coke mirror

      • DAn

        Omg I want on3

  • beck

    omg, i remember that episode of saved by the bell. except i was about 8 years old when i last saw it, so the whole pills issue probably didn't mean too much to me.

  • Polly Ester

    i think this is kind of shite, sorry.

  • Oliviachernoff

    hahah too accurate its scary

  • http://www.facebook.com/t.jason.ham Jason Ham

    This isn't Tumblr, Ryan.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    Glorified in/Adderall… That episode was such a tearjerker.

  • xra

    anyone want some adderall i got some adderall

  • ryan chang

    man, why does meth always get a bad rap

    • Devin Howard

      seriously. To be honest, I smoked a little once in high school and thought it sucked, coke was far superior.

  • Devin Howard

    i love how adderall is on here but not shrooms, special K, or LSD, signs of the times. Theres a bunch of wild synthetics being imported from canada too but I don't recommend any of those unless you are at peace with mind, body, and soul.

  • Kdjsnf

    evidently whoever made this doesn't  do drugs

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FQBOL3ZHPHDYFGRD53EVFREV4A El puto

    I think the saved by the bell thing was caffeine… lol

    • ess

      suuuure

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FQBOL3ZHPHDYFGRD53EVFREV4A El puto

        It might be Ritalin, but adderall first came out in 96 and they graduated high school in like 93 i wanna say. haha

  • Tobethegreatest

    “A cokehead’s wardrobe consists of an I Talk Too Much top by Marc Jacobs and a new cologne by Tom Ford called Coke Breath,” perfectly encapsulates the young, hip cokehead living in the city.

  • ess

    this is perfect

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