Rob Fee

“It’s too late to order fries. It’s too late.”

Let’s ignore those shallow hook-up attempts for a moment and look at the traits that actual men will always be drawn to when looking for a meaningful relationship.

I know it’s hard to believe, but we can get through this together.

“Sexy boobs, i press it”

“Always”

There’s nothing better than finding a new version of a song that’s even better than the original.

“I ask my dates the important questions upfront like are you cool with a Harry Potter themed wedding?”

Because sometimes that’s all you need.

While any form of expression with a tattoo can be interesting, some people take it to an amazing new level.

I like to think of myself as a somewhat mature person, but there are moments when I want to be entertained by the absolute dumbest things available to me on the internet.

From Ray Combs to Steve Harvey to that guy who would make out with every female contestant, it’s always been treasured.

You’ve been warned.

Have you ever ended a relationship that you thought was miserable only to have the other person look at you completely shocked?

“GET OFF HER HAIR, IDIOT!”

It may not technically be summer yet, but it’s not snowing anymore hooray!

Say what you will about the internet, but give people enough time and they’ll always find a way to spark your interest.

Did you know it’s National Karaoke Week? Of course you did!

If I’m at the movies and I see a group of teens walk in I immediately start playing out a scenario in my head where I have to yell at them for interrupting my movie watching experience.