Parenting is easier when you have a sense of humor.
The person who turns your struggles back on themselves because they’re incapable of thinking of you.
Don’t expect yourself to fall in love just so you can take the loneliness away, just so you can forget, just so you can stop being broken.
They won’t understand what happens to your body when you go from an extreme high to the lowest low. When you can’t even get out of bed because your sadness is so heavy.
What I want is someone unafraid of staying loyal, of settling down.
We need more Drakes in the world.
I will not be sharing any cliché tips that save you $20 here and there
I never say your name out loud.
I packaged up my feelings for you in a cardboard box.
An entire day passed during which I could only cry. I had to stay home from work. I couldn’t eat or drink or brush my teeth or even sit still without falling completely apart. I didn’t beat it.
“I could get used to this,” I said. I guess that was my way of telling you, “The harmony of this very moment is making my love for you grow roots.”
You need to remember your worth. You need to remind yourself of how much you have to give and how little you have gotten in return.
No matter what happens to you in life, no matter how many times you fail, don’t be afraid to get up.
Goodbye to brewery hopping. Your grandmother. That first moment I finally noticed you when you gently touched the bottom of my foot. Summer at the shore. Ice cream, beach, family weirdness.
Let 2018 be the year where you grow truly comfortable with yourself. Let 2018 be the year you can enter a room full of strangers and still feel whole. Let 2018 be the year where you no longer search for love, because you’ve grown to find it inside of yourself.
I like to use butt plugs because you can buy a few different sizes and work your way up to one that is about the same girth as your member.
Be an active Christian. Not a timid Christian. Not a passive Christian. Not a perfect Christian. But one who loves with everything you have because that is how our Father first loved us.
Be brave. Shatter expectations. Say no, say yes. Scream your hopes to the sky. Shine with all your brilliance, even if you make mistakes along the way.
Your heart knows exactly what’s best for you even if your brain disagrees, even if the people that you love have different opinions, even if someone tells you not to pay attention to it.
Thank you for choosing to leave me.
Anxiety isn’t living in fear every day. It’s wanting to do things but feeling like you can’t.
I had no more tears left to give. No more time to spend being sad. Not that he would want me to spend time being sad.
It’s hard to say those words. Especially hard when you know they’re not true.
These days, I’ll look in the mirror and be full of myself in the most genuine of ways and be so grateful that I have someone to share myself with.
It makes me so angry that after you ended it, I still liked you. It makes me so angry that after you ended it, I couldn’t hate you. I couldn’t even write bad things about you.
Loving someone is an act that you should never regret no matter how it ends up.
Sometimes at night you’ll reminisce on what your life once was. You’ll inevitably think of the people who who you loved, and those who couldn’t love you back.
Geminis love Christmas because it’s about family and there’s nothing Geminis love more than seeing Christmas lights and decorations all over the city.
If a Virgo won’t commit to you, but seems overly invested in making sure you’re bettering yourself, they’re probably just trying to see whether or not you have the potential to be what they need.
Did you use the right filter for that ‘gram of your impeccably prepared acai bowl?
“They don’t see any significant benefit in committing to a relationship with you.”
My restored faith in humanity in general.
You deserve something real and someone who gives you their true authentic self.
I’ve seen so many articles talking about the pros and cons of dating each zodiac sign — to the point where I was like, maybe I just should date them all!?
Idk, just a thought.
It doesn’t mean you aren’t going to find happiness down the line, it just means this particular story wasn’t meant for you.
Exposing yourself to your weaknesses and fears is the fastest path to growth. It forces you into a flow state. It forces you to quickly adapt or fail. And failing is the fastest path to learning.
I refuse to believe anyone actually thinks Blake Shelton is sexy.
Rooster + Snake
Gemini: In 2018, you’ll be a little older and feel a little more disappointed about not working your dream job yet. Remember it is okay to feel that way.
Ox- always the strong one in relationships
Warning: Only send these texts if you’re ready for clothing to come off.
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Three separate studies have shown that fraternity men are three times more likely to rape women than men not involved in Greek life.
I’m slowly learning that I can still love myself even if someone else does not.
Your relationship will go to the next step.
The one your parent’s love.
Aries: You’re the friend who everyone calls on a Friday night to go out with, but you’re also the friend who never gets introduced to boyfriends.
Instead of focusing on finding someone who will love you back, focus on finding something that will make you love life.
How does a sexual assailant permit themselves that behavior when they exist in the same society we all exist in? Didn’t they know it was wrong? The answer is hinted at in how they word their denials.
You look for flaws. Absolutely any flaws you can find and even sometimes clutch at straws.