It’s a thing.
“May the days be aimless. Let the seasons drift.”
Here it is. The most important cat video that you’ll see — oh, let’s say — all week.
Because America, f–k yeah.
…I only used the word “chick” to irritate any ‘Jezebel’ cross-over readers that might be reading this.
…Which is much, much harder than it sounds.
“Do you like it? Do you like this sexy sex thing that I am sexing you with?”
“Go too far in every direction.”
I really did.
He kissed her. She kissed him.