17 Women Reveal What They’re Thinking When They See Their Boyfriend Naked

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1. “Well when I first saw him naked, I thought, ‘Oh, this’ll be fun.'” —Jillian, 25

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2. “Thank god he doesn’t have a micro penis.” —Tracey, 26

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3. “I think, how did he eat a footlong cheese steak for dinner every night this week and still look like that?” —Whitney, 24

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4. “Woah, he has one hairy butt.” —Kim, 25

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5. “He definitely did push ups today” —Remy, 27

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6. “He has dimples above his butt cheeks. They’re the most adorable things ever. I probably just totally emasculated him.” —Elise, 26

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7. “Jesus, I really need to start working out.” —Annabelle, 27

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8. “Good god, I could do laundry on those abs.” —Gabbie, 23

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9. “He’s perfect.” —Chelsea, 25

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10. “Definitely better than a vibrator.” —Dani, 24

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11. “I think about how much I love him, and how cute his little toushie is.” —Lauren, 26

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12. “When I see him naked I immediately think of sex…doesn’t everyone?” —Diana, 25

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13. “When I catch him coming out of the shower, wrapping a towel around his waist, my face is like the emoji with heart eyes.” —Amber, 24

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14. “We would have really attractive children.” —Claire, 24

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15. “I love the hair around his nipples. It’s like his nips have a beard. I love beards.” —Kelly, 25

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16. “Get in my bed. Now.” —Sam, 26

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17. “I think about how I wouldn’t want anyone else.” —Lillian, 24 TC mark

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