16 Men Reveal What They’re Thinking When They See Their Girlfriend Naked

Emmanuel Rosario
Emmanuel Rosario

1. “She has no idea how beautiful she is.” —Joey, 27

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2. “I notice every curve, freckle, scratch, and scar, and I love them all. I love everything about her, and when she’s naked I love every part of her.” —Bryan, 26

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3. “I’m thinking, dayum. That’s basically it.” —Carl, 25

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4. “She’s way out of my league.” —Daniel, 28

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5. “I’m doing everything I can to calm myself down and not get too excited.” —Stephen, 24

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6. “She’s absolutely nuts for having any complaints about her body.” —Clint, 26

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7. “Sit on my face, NOW.” —Kevin, 24

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8. “I think of that Ludacris song where he wants to lick her from her head to her toes.” —JJ, 25

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9. “I’m trying to remember this moment because I’m going to want to imagine it later when she’s not around.” —Michael, 27

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10. “I’m wondering why she ever asks me if her ass looks fat because when she’s naked it looks phenomenal.” —Gerry, 28

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11. “I’d like to put those breasts in my mouth.” —Cole, 23

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12. “Can I touch?” —Landon, 24

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13. “Besides the obvious desire to have sex with her, how is her skin so soft?” —Frank, 29

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14. “She thinks I notice her lacy panties and matching bra, but all I’m thinking about is what’s underneath them.” —James, 26

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15. “What else would I be thinking? Gimme some.” —Carter, 24

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16. “I’m thinking, how did I get so lucky, and why the hell did she choose me?” —Lucas, 26 Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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