Aries (March 21st to April 19th)
People who tell you to “chill out” or “calm down,” because clearly you HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.
Taurus (April 20th to May 21st)
People who are always changing plans at the last minute makes you want to cancel everything just to prove a point.
Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st)
Being given unsolicited advice from anyone, especially those who clearly do not have their shit together enough to be giving said advice (looking at you, MARGARET).
Cancer (June 22nd to July 22nd)
People who act wayyyy too familiar with you when you literally just met them three minutes ago.
Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd)
Not being the center of attention is your Hell.
Virgo (August 23rd to September 22nd)
People who chew really, really fucking loud make you want to shake them and scream, “Who raised you???”
Libra (September 23rd to October 22nd)
People who scream when something not even remotely exciting happens, like a favorite song coming on at the bar or their friends walking into the party.
Scorpio (October 23rd to November 22nd)
People who say “Sorry” before everything make you want to show them what they actually should be sorry for, such as like, I don’t know, saying fucking sorry all the time!!!!!
Sagittarius (November 23rd to December 21st)
People who are so obsessed with details and being organized that it takes 17 years to plan anything and by then you’re not even sure if you want to do said thing anymore.
Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)
To be honest, pretty much everything will annoy you at one point or another.
Aquarius (January 21st to February 18th)
Mouth breathers are your nightmare.
Pisces (February 19th to March 20th)
People who say “no offense” before saying something that is clearly offensive.