This Is Why You Won’t Get Kissed On NYE, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

This Is Why You Won't Get Kissed On NYE, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries (March 21st to April 19th)

You’re at the bar grabbing your seventh drink and totally miss the ball drop. (Not that you really care!!!!!)

Taurus (April 20th to May 21st)

Being the hopeless romantic you are, you get caught up in the details of how to make the kiss perfect (being at the right bar, being in the right section of said bar, in lighting that’s just so, etc.) that you kind of forget about finding the person to actually, you know, kiss you.

Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st)

You get too nervous to make any kind of move and are conveniently in the bathroom when it strikes midnight.

Cancer (June 22nd to July 22nd)

You don’t even go out.

Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd)

You’re too busy taking your 102nd selfie right at midnight because you thought a pic with confetti would get a ton of likes on Instagram.

Virgo (August 23rd to September 22nd)

You’re preoccupied taking care of your way too drunk friend and are attempting to prevent them from making their 17th bad decision of the evening, which they end up making anyway.

Libra (September 23rd to October 22nd)

You spend the majority of your night pining after someone who already has a significant other, who is standing next to them, who they are very much committed to and are not going to leave you for.

Scorpio (October 23rd to November 22nd)

You get super jealous when the person you were trying to makeout with at midnight said “Hi” to someone else, so you storm away.

Sagittarius (November 23rd to December 21st)

Your sarcasm makes it incredibly difficult for the person you are chatting up to figure out if you are actually interested or if you actually hate them. And you thought you were just being flirty!

Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)

You figure no one is going to kiss you anyway, so you ignore any person who makes any sort of move on you for the entire evening.

Aquarius (January 21st to February 18th)

You honestly don’t give a shit about getting kissed at midnight. You’d rather have fun with your friends, and that you do.

Pisces (February 19th to March 20th)

You start drunk crying at around 11:57 p.m. because you just love everyone so much!!!!!! This causes the person who wanted to kiss you to give you space because they honestly couldn’t tell if you were happy or sad, so they kind of just let you be.

Damn it, Pisces. Those emotions get you once again. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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