1. “no manors”
It's alright when you have everything but when your rude aswel as have no manors deep down you have nothing
— octobers very own (@YMCMB4LIFE123) January 31, 2014
This girl in front of me has no eating manors
— Smaug (@WeeFatEls) January 31, 2014
Some people have no fucking manors!!
— Vanessa De La Torre (@VanessaDLT) January 31, 2014
theyy dont havee no manors !
— TyyMoneyyBiish$ (@tyyy_babyyy) January 30, 2014
Some children have no manors 😡 #rude
— (@Crudgeee) January 30, 2014
A disrespectful nigga deserves no respect bitch where your manors
— Nesha'Nicole (@Noheart_fuku_) January 28, 2014
These kids must be rich as hell to complain about people having no manors.
This mindgrain dawg 💢💢
— Jesse ;♐ (@_lovexlustxSEX) January 29, 2014
I got a mindgrain fck a headache 😒😒😔😡
— Dirty World #1:30 (@BandUpFrankGMG) January 29, 2014
Doing home work to the point i have a mindgrain.😐
— queen everything (@ellesel24) January 20, 2014
i dont know what to do?my head is aching coz of my mindgrain..
— bernalin recomes (@brecomes) November 8, 2013
I’m getting a migraine from reading these Tweets.
3. “a stake”
Philly cheese Stake and a milkshake #fat&happy
— johnny mendez (@yes_its_johnny) January 31, 2014
In need of a big fat juicy stake 😍😍😍
— Chey Dollasz (@Neg_tive) January 28, 2014
I deserve a fat stake on Friday!
— Arnold Garcia (@rnog02) January 29, 2014
why am I so fat pls? Just had a large chicken stake with chips and now i'm craving more food
— Sharifa (@sharifa_unico) January 26, 2014
No, not the kind you stab into a vampire’s chest — the ones you eat. Steak.
4. “i sware”
I'mma give you everything I sware I would but damn you only take so little
— Twin Number 1 (@Im_not_Tyler_) January 31, 2014
I sware I just wish I can have my own!
— Kalli Henry (@kalli2real) January 31, 2014
I sware these niggas ain't fuckin with me 🙅
— couuuuurrrttt✨❤️ (@_courtneyylasha) January 31, 2014
That shit Jsu really Pissed me Off I sware 😣
— fashionKillaaa___ (@killaaa___) January 31, 2014
I think some of these kids will come swearing at me after this post.
5. “poopin bottles”
we fvckin models and poopin bottles .. i have no stress
— AirJohnye West (@airjxhnie) January 24, 2014
Capricorn shit boutta be poopin. Poopin bottles, poppin pills, poppin bitches. Yes mam.
— Nancy H. (@nancohernandez) January 3, 2014
bottles poopin and ladies twerkin
— isabella ☮ (@_isabellaxoxo) January 1, 2014
Time to turn up poopin bottles nigga
— Caleb Burke (@Dese_hands) December 31, 2013
I’m in pain, but not because I’ve been pooping bottles, though.
6. “running some aarons”
Just running some Aarons. http://t.co/TSX7pVh7
— ❤Bella Nivea (@YepIts_Niv) June 6, 2012
Getting my bathing suit that I left at Britts, getting my phone case and screen protectors and running some aarons with my mom(: #goodday
— Lindsey Paige Allen (@blonde_nCRAZY) June 8, 2012
— BARDOWN® (@BardownHockey) August 23, 2012
This. Actually. Happened.
you guys are all the time saying that lorde is ugly but then you're blaming society for everything lol you're all fucking hippocrates
— agustina (@alpacajauregui) January 30, 2014
For people who say " dont judge me or my music" you guys sure hate on other genres of music and there artists, you guys are Hippocrates
— Dayne (@DayneRichards) January 27, 2014
I hate cops. You guys are the fattest Hippocrates an I doubt half of you are willing to "protect and serve" you're in it for the donuts
— Mathias Kuo (@KingxMat) October 9, 2013
You guys never go to church but all of a sudden since its Easter Sunday your guys are holy #Hippocrates
— iAM BAA$h (@Hii_Row10) March 31, 2013
Looks like some people need to take the Hippocratic oath.
8. “your my… angle”
And thats my favorite angle , my legs are numb now, your loving be giving me chills !
— Arielle ♥ (@Arielleeeeeeee_) January 31, 2014
Girl your my angle your my daling baby Girl your friend when i am in ………. .. Love for them girls them.
— Lion bobmano (@bobmano22) January 31, 2014
@MadzCastillo everything's your best angle. =)) oh god my mum smelled me =))
— Megara ♡ (@MAEGANdaako) January 31, 2014
9. “on a crews”
I went threw the crispy cream drive through on a crews ship 9000.
— mikelopez (@mikelopez0222) January 11, 2014
Name three things you have never done, but would like… — 1) Scuba Diving. 2) Go on a Crews. 3) Swim with a sha… http://t.co/gKq02TdiBj
— Taylor Smith (@taylorelise27) August 9, 2013
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? — Ship to go on a crews! http://t.co/W69IwuZCmz
— BeastMode✨ (@_BeastMode22) June 28, 2013
me and my brother already picked out our graduation trips. his is going on a crews and mine is to hawii (: #excitedddd
— Lindsey (@ABrunette_Thing) October 22, 2012
There are crews on a cruise ship, yes.
Lets have a bombfire on the lake this weekend
— Fresh Prince of Orem (@pointyeyebrows) January 30, 2014
Bombfire and a 30 rack? Why not
— coadster (@coady_Reynolds) January 29, 2014
Somebody should have a bombfire tomorrow
— Christian rising (@c_rising) January 29, 2014
Bombfire at my house fridaay ??? I think yeees
— ♡ C Y N T H I A ♡ (@cynthia_atencio) January 26, 2014
Never throw a bomb into a bonfire. It will damage you.
Is honers chemistry hard?????
— Quinten Swica (@QSwica) January 31, 2014
Fuck, it feels so good to have a B in my Honers math class. :)
— xJOEx (@xjoerangelx) January 31, 2014
Ill literally pay you to do my honers English homework.
— chelle (@MichelleLovio) January 30, 2014
Well I forgot to my honers English. Oh well I guess I have to wing it
— Isaiah Gates (@ikgates5) January 29, 2014
Kinda mad I'm not getting put into Honers English
— Chloe Bandy (@Chloe_Bandy) January 27, 2014
That honers English test was hard af
— Marranda (@MNapfel) January 27, 2014
Replace the ‘h’ with a ‘b’ and you get…? Well, it’s still not “honors.”
12. “live bicuriously”
Just gonna live bicuriously through GTA today
— Colty T (@ColtonIsntaMyth) January 31, 2014
Sorry I can't help it if I live bicuriously through books??
— Shit Smuellz Says (@smuellisms) January 29, 2014
I always live bicuriously through everyone else's breakfast, lunch and dinner.
— A Work In Progress (@Daily_Dreamer_) October 19, 2013
13. “drink champain”
Im gonna smoke malboro light and drink champain.
— cat (@NicoLaasfig) January 27, 2014
I drink champain to get my day started off right
— Nick McGee (@NJM_008) January 25, 2014
I live. A rockstar life that's how it goes she wana pop champain we got that drink FOR REAL
— DESPERADO (@desperado_ogz) August 10, 2013
14. “regular bases”
Jurassic park in 3D… Giving children nightmares on a regular bases!!
— #MoriartyLives (@Mimsvj33) January 31, 2014
Valentines day is a regular day. you suppose to spoil your girl on a regular bases though
— shunn prettyboy joe (@thashunnjoe) January 31, 2014
I get on a regular bases 💍
— Yasmine (@Gottaloveyas) January 30, 2014
15. “no longer aloud”
I am no longer aloud on twitter when I'm drunk #nomoredrunktweets
— Amanda Acevedo (@amanda93xoxo) January 31, 2014
Yeah you guyzzzz, NO LEGGINGS ALOUD in Turtle Point High
— kaley (@KallleyC) January 31, 2014
HARRY YOU ARE NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT NO
— allison (@michaelisbae) January 31, 2014
16. “ginger ail”
His a ginger ail that was my mom since Sunday, lmfao
— ♥™Keiara♥ (@__TMKAC__) January 29, 2014
Remember the time I was dying laughing about the ginger-ail commercial and no one els got it and thought I was crazy? Ya I do..
— Terence McNair (@terrymcnairyy) January 28, 2014
I have an obsession of ginger ail …
— Winnie♡ (@itzwinifred) January 26, 2014
Think I need a gingerail, that was such and epic fail
— ☼march12☼ (@Mjelle_9) January 27, 2014
17. “my daling”
@Let_Life_Pass i love you my daling
— paugir69 (@paugir69) January 25, 2014
I feel on the moon now^^ thx my daling
— boommarang (@boommarangga) May 24, 2013
girl your my daling angel
— Liam Jones (@LiamJon54081541) November 25, 2012
It’s cute, but really? (It also sort of looks like “Dalek,” which I want to stay away from.)
18. “barry the hatchet”
Barry the hatchet and get over it.
— DONDY (@londydondy) May 19, 2013
i got some hidden feelings that i cant show, so i could either barry the hatchet or just keep digging the same hole.
— Tiny❦ (@loveMarisol__) March 30, 2012
i hope there's a #jemi reunion at the TCAs those two need to barry the hatchet before they completely waste a wonderful wonderful friendship
— Kirstie Whittaker (@MisKirstieMarie) June 30, 2011
They can spell “hatchet” right, but not bury.
19. “…for granite”
Life is not a guaranteed thing, stop taking it for granite.💝
— Madeline Barnes (@madelinebarness) January 31, 2014
I'm done being nice to people . They taking it for granite
— 〽illz (@_adidashead) January 31, 2014
I really need to stop taking what I have for granite
— Taraaaa :) (@tdyerrr) January 30, 2014
i'm not taking life for granite
— Aidan (@FuzzyNuts_) January 30, 2014
I don’t know anyone that takes granite as payment, but these guys do.
20. “…minus well”
Minus well get up and put on some clothes
— Jigga Baby (@Quite_Deadly) January 31, 2014
All this weed I smoke minus well make a career out of it right?
— Motivation (@Zelle_Pimpin) January 31, 2014
I minus well get up..
— . (@LittleMorgan_) January 31, 2014
Might as well let them keep going like this.
my room has a really nice umbeyonce right now (or however you say it)
— Jewlie Getzzz (@jgoetzz) January 24, 2014
@allisongill Benny Honda’s? That place has grate umbeyonce!
— Lee Oeth (@Lee_Oeth) December 23, 2013
I hope our Christmas Meal has a good umbeyonce today
— Sausages (@LukeHoosTawking) December 13, 2013
They actually mean “ambiance,” but you know, sound it out, right?
My older sis has kids laughing as a ringtone, great now you look like a petafile
— Luke Good (@LukegoodPro) January 30, 2014
This old ass man was trying to talk to me omg petafile much? I told him " get tf on, FUCK YOU BITCH " AND bucked lmao
— zuriiii .. ♥ (@_LilHomie) January 28, 2014
He looks like a petafile .
— Princess Natailya (@NatailyaStokes) January 27, 2014
Yes, you’re right…you can tell who’s one of them PETA advocates.
23. “windshield factor”
Dang, this windshield factor tho.
— Garrett the OH (@Reyd_Tterrag) January 27, 2014
It's only a low of -9 tomorrow not counting the windshield factor but wvu professors be like be safe.
— Josh Henderson (@jusJoshingU) January 28, 2014
I don't want to leave the safety of my warm car! Windshield factor is 9 degrees. NINE. I can't.
— Lauren Loeffel (@lauren_tnhoney) January 28, 2014
Okay, if you couldn’t guess, it’s “wind chill factor.” Seriously.
24. “…the sealing”
This might just be the longest night of my life, wish my sealing was nicer to look at! Trying to stay positive #lonelylife
— Julie (@jknerr3) January 29, 2014
I should just look at the sealing & pass out
— Ramirez (@Faded_WILL) January 31, 2014
Look at the designs on the sealing. pic.twitter.com/xUJcLOciYt
— Chinjsta A-a-ron (@Aaron_Lin7) November 17, 2013
25. “pay amish”
Pay amish. Don't forget i made you. I was there when you ain't have shit.
— Yung Eeeeerb (@yungeeeeerb) January 29, 2014
I have to pay amish, after work ill run aarons, I want some kaysadiyas, he is a real human bean, that palmogranite juice was good
— She loves uncle (@Typereckless) July 23, 2013
MAVIS!!! See!? Yall betta pay Amish to that woman
— Stereo Williams (@stereowilliams) November 23, 2012
Pay homage to the Amish!
26. “time heals all wombs”
Time heals ALL wombs.. U learn to move on!!!!
— Marilyn Castillo (@mvcastillo24) January 29, 2014
Time heals all wombs but can't erase the scars!
— Desus (@desusnice) October 9, 2013
I'm a firm believer in "time heals all wombs" & "everything happens for a reason" ..
— Daryl Jackson (@Mr_Jackson7) March 14, 2013
27. “…smell like colon”
My fav compliments are that I smell good and my body. Bcuz that $250 colon and my hardwork are doin something.
— Prince Shane (@SouIfuIIy) January 30, 2014
Love the smell of my colon #gucci
— miguel angel aguirre (@miguelaguirre8) January 29, 2014
Smell his colon
— Daz (@DB_KingDaz) January 27, 2014
I Smell Like Rayniels Baby Colon 😍
— Karee (@KareeHurtado_) January 26, 2014
fall asleep to the smell of your colon
— curvegoddess (@xchinnyx_) January 7, 2014
I saved the best for last. You’re welcome.