This Is What Would Happen If You Met Your Celebrity Crush, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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(March 21st to April 19th)

You gush about how much you love them and your favorite movie/song/TV show of theirs and how you’re probably one of their biggest fans in the entire world. No big deal.


(April 20th to May 21st)

You would try to impress them either by bragging about your various accomplishments or offering to get them something. Dude, calm down.


(May 22nd to June 21st)

You FLIP OUT and scream at a frequency only dogs can hear. I’m not kidding. You are such a loud shrieker.


(June 22nd to July 22nd)

You’re so stunned, you just start crying.


(July 23rd to August 22nd)

You turn on the charm. People are easily attracted to your energy and natural charisma, so you go into hyperdrive around a celebrity crush. Even if you’re 10/10 freaking out inside, no one would be able to tell. You smooth operator, you.


(August 23rd to September 22nd)

You are literally speechless. You open your mouth to try and say something but nothing comes out. You have an entire dialogue going on in your head, but you overthink EVERYTHING and can only muster up a nervous, “hey.” You punish yourself for it the rest of the week.


(September 23rd to October 22nd)

You awkwardly ask if you can hug them and then text every single person you know about it.


(October 23rd to November 22nd)

You pretend you don’t even see them, like you’re just waaaay too cool. Who cares? Not you. (Jk, you totally care)


(November 23rd to December 21st)

You start flirting hard. You’re already someone who oozes sexuality, and this is your CELEBRITY CRUSH. You’re throwing your best moves out there and seeing what lands.


(December 22nd to January 20th)

You remain relatively calm. You don’t approach them because you don’t want to be considered an annoyance, but you smile and, if it feels appropriate, wave. It makes your entire month.


(January 21st to February 18th)

You approach them to ask if you can take a photo together. After they say yes, you start randomly talking about your favorite crime stories. They are visibly weirded out.


(February 19th to March 20th)

You are quietly muttering, “oh my god oh my god omg omg oh my god!!” for a solid 10 minutes before deciding to go up and introduce yourself. You start asking them questions about their ‘creative process’ and then ask if they’d follow your Tumblr page. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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