What Every Zodiac Sign Is Like On A Night Out Drinking

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Aries

Already in the bathroom throwing up after that tequila shot.

Taurus

They already got kicked out of the bar for falling down the stairs and your entire group of friends hasn’t even arrived yet.

Gemini

Wandering the bar alone. They came with friends but ditched them almost immediately to scope out the place. They struggle to stand in one place for long periods of time.

Cancer

In bed, with someone, they shouldn’t be.

Leo

They’ve slept through the pregame. Are late to the party. And showed up to the wrong place.

Virgo

Eating. Or on line getting pizza somewhere alone. Virgos DGAF.

Libra

Walking into a room and letting their presence be known. It’s likely where ever you are they will know someone and talk very loudly to them.

Scorpio

Home. They left and didn’t tell anyone.

Sagittarius

Karokee. Only it’s not even a Karokee bar but they’ve somehow taken control of the singer’s mic and are singing with the band.

Capricorn

Dancing alone and not GAF.

Aquarius

They’ve gotten into a fist fight with someone and are being escorted out by security.

Pisces

They are either crying in the bathroom with a stranger over an ex from 3 years ago or cracking jokes buying everyone in their vicinity shots. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

Kirsten Corley

Kirsten is the author of But Before You Leave, a book of poetry about the experiences we struggle to put into words.

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