Aries
Would you rather never be able to pee again but feel like you had to or be constipated?
Taurus
Would you rather lick peanut butter off a homeless person’s toe in the middle of Times Square and have that video go viral or have sex with your dog and your whole family finds out?
Gemini
Would you rather sit in your a room while your sibling is fucking your best friend or sit in a room while your parents are going at it and you can’t leave until either of them are done?
Cancer
Would you rather listen to Nickleback every time you are hooking up or Taylor Swift?
Leo
Would you rather fart every time you have sex or vomit every time while giving or getting a BJ?
Virgo
Would you rather have an affair with your bosses wife and he never finds out or be having sex with his daughter and he knows?
Libra
Would you rather shit the bed when you finally get with the person you like or have them discover you have a tail?
Scorpio
Would you rather kill your dog or your best friend?
Sagittarius
Would you rather get drunk and tell your mother the worst thing you’ve ever done or tell a priest in confession?
Capricorn
Would you rather cry uncontrollably every time after sex or laugh like Spongebob every time you are about to orgasm?
Aquarius
Would you rather have sex in public or have sex in front of your grandmother?
Pisces
Would you rather give up sex for the rest of your life or drinking?