Top 5 On-Screen Fingerbangs

Ah, the good old finger bang. It doesn’t show up on screen as often as say, sex or blow jobs, but when it does, BOY, does it make an entrance. Often violent and/or ominous, fingerbang scenes, probably for their rarity, lend themselves a certain salaciousness, and indeed the five on our list have become icons of the screen. Watch some of the most awkward, racy, and giggle-inducing fingerbang scenes in cinema after the jump. This is definitely and unequivocally, not safe for work, unless your work involves soft core porn, is ruthlessly sex positive or you’re just a giant pervert who doesn’t care if they’re caught watching women getting fingered from the comfort of your cubicle.

Fear (1996)

This is the most iconic finger bang scene of all time, period (no pun intended). You were probably a teenager the first time you saw this, and your parent and/or guardian probably fast-forwarded through this scene every time you watched it (Editor’s Note: Aunty Maree I’m looking at you). Now that you’re a grown up, watch it the way it was meant to be seen, and enjoy the ridiculousness of the climax as Reese Witherspoon’s pleasure synchronises with the direction and speed of the roller coaster. And never forget: don’t date boys who fingerbang you on roller coasters, they’re probably psychopathic.

Mad Men (Season2, Episode 3)

We’re still not convinced Don finger blasting Bobbie Barrett in season 2 began entirely consensually, although she seems sort of chuffed-ish when it ends. Back before Megan put Don in his place, he liked to use sex (and fingerbanging) to assert his power and masculinity. Now that’s totally Peggy’s zone. [Editor’s note: Embedding the scene has been disabled by request, click the screen cap to watch it at YouTube.]

A Love Song For Bobby Long (2004)

Scarlett Johansson knows what she wants and, uh, isn’t afraid to give direction.

Original Sin (2001)

Again, not entirely sure this began consensually, but it certainly ended with Angelia Jolie seeming to enjoy this awful man having his hand up her skirts and calling her a whore. Why can’t a woman simply enjoy a good hand job without a. having to be subdued into it and b. being punished for it? Seems like there’s some sort of anachronistic Noir femme fatale hangover presiding over the humble fingerbang. FREE THE FINGERBANG!

South Park (Season 4, Episode 8)

And on that note, we leave you with this: “I’m going to fingerbang bang you into my life.” TC mark

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  • Anonymous

    what if when you were being fingerbanged you (or your partner) farted

    • Anonymous

      i’m not being glib here

      please respond soon, kat geroge

    • Katgeorge

      Sounds like a bonding experience I’m yet to have.

  • THINFAMOUS

    ummm where’s reese witherspoon on the rollercoaster?

    • riddlemethis

      ?

    • http://www.facebook.com/anisankar Anisha Sankar

      reese withoutherspoon

    • http://twitter.com/alisonwisneski alisonwisneski

       at the top? the first one?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jess.hurst1 Jess Hurst

    Cabin Fever is missing?

  • Katherinechurchill

    What the fuck is this shit.

    • Olivia

      Grownup stuff

  • http://twitter.com/Commander_Co0l Tony Fernandez

    slow day, Kat?

  • GuestPuppet

    not including Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist is a mistake and makes this list wrong.

  • Jennifer

    I like how all these women came in less than 2 minutes . . .

    • Michaelwg

      The camera adds 5 pounds and subtracts 10 minutes.

  • Mila Jaroniec

    I haven’t seen any of these! Thanks for the weekend film lineup KG.

  • tw0eight

    How is “We Own the Night” not on this list?  BTW, love the topic Kat! =) It is nice to breakaway from the norm every once in awhile.

  • Charlotte

    also lol at how inaccurately fast these women seem to climax (looking at you reese). that does not happen. especially not on a rollercoaster. 

  • Guest

    Haute Tension
    Black Swan

    Or does masturbation not count?

    • http://twitter.com/shoshkabob Shosh

      If it does, let’s not forget Pleasantville

  • Michaelwg

    The Darjeeling Limited had a good one, not good as in sexy, but as in kind of surprising/awkward/huhdidn’tseethatcoming(pun intended)

    • http://twitter.com/kyleangeletti Kyle Angeletti

      oh sweet lime

  • http://summerslowrunner.wordpress.com/ Summer

    Fingerbanging is so awesome and so underappreciated in today’s hectic world of blowjobs and like…actual sex. 

  • Pears

    thank you for including the mad men scene. that was epic

  • http://www.about.me/tanyasalyers Tanya Salyers

    love that you included south park, as that song went through my head when I read the title of this.

  • Hannah

    Nick and norah’s infinite playlist

    • Anonymous

      I was just about to post that-great minds think a like :D

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VYDVROKY4PUBOKUHB3QF42FH2Y Paul S

    I enjoy fingerbanging my girl (even though she asks me what I get out of it; her pleasure’s enough for me), but I have to be careful as last time she almost broke my fingers when she tensed up during her climax. That’s not an issue during sex as the penis doesn’t have breakable bones & joints like fingers do.

    • Anonymous

      That sounds like one violent vagina.

  • http://twitter.com/meganmvo Megan Vo

    Where’s the six seasons of The L Word?

  • http://twitter.com/Skurvykurvy7cs Carli Ann Schaan

    yea, why isn’t We Own the Night on here?! 

  • guest

    Bring It On had probably had one of the funniest scenes.  Happens to that one cheerleader who refuses to wear spanks. 

  • guest

    Also, Great Expectations. 

  • Fairyqueen


    Why can’t a woman simply enjoy a good hand job without a. having to be subdued into it and b. being punished for it?”

    Crash

  • Andrea

    This article took me longer to finish than it should have, for I got trapped in an endless loop of Recommended Videos of soft-core YouTube porn. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.michael.anderson Jason Anderson

    Should have made it a top 10 list and included Family Guy from the hurricane episode this past season.

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