Jessica Winters

How is this bun so messy and so perfect at the same time?!

I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

When you’re at a friend’s house and he tells his mom to shut up…

Pisces: Sometimes you have to do the best you can until you know better and stop trying to make excuses for people who won’t change.

“Every year, I wonder how things can even get better but you always find a way.”

“Carrots don’t have eyes, which is why you rarely see them wearing sunglasses.”

“The stars tonight give me the same feeling I get every time I look in your eyes.”

“When all of your daughters are hot and you realize you can’t fight everybody…”

“I regret the plans I made while I was in a 5-minute extroverted mood.”

“One day, we will never have to say goodbye. Only goodnight.”

Headphones in = don’t want to talk.
One headphone in = still don’t want to talk.
No headphones in = probably still don’t want to talk.

“Let’s run away and get married!”
“I’m sorry…but I cantaloupe.”

“You make my heart skip a beat.”

Short: Virgo, Sagittarius, Cancer, Aries … Tall: Aquarius, Taurus, Leo, Capricorn, Leo, Pisces

“The devil’s reaction when Jesus rose on the third day.”

“A Gemini is strong but worries all the time.”

“I miss you so much I don’t even remember you!”

“I like to live in my head because it’s awesome in here.”