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carrots dont have eyes which is why you rarely see them wearing sunglases
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) March 15, 2015
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If you tie a string to a carrot then sit far away and say "carrot come here" then pull the carrot to you , the carrot comes to you
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) October 5, 2014
3.
Donald trump look like a fat carrot
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) February 10, 2016
4.
Looking at a carrot for 33 minutes is not lot of fun but it is something
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) September 16, 2014
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If your apratment is too quiet, throw a carrot at the wall so it makes a noise and you feel like your not alone. It works trust me please
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) November 22, 2014
6.
You can give your carrots names but then it is sadder when you eat them
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) October 20, 2014
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HISTROY IN PICTURES: gumby eating his first carot pic.twitter.com/8BtPGlJrJD
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) February 4, 2016
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Breakig: nud photo of carrot leak online NFSW pic.twitter.com/rCnNwNny88
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) September 1, 2014
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Carrots taste good megan i will never get over you
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) January 15, 2015
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if you leave a baby carrot under your pillow when you go to bed and the Carrot dwarf will snatch it and leave you 4 dirty pebbles
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) October 7, 2015
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Sometimes the moon looks like a carrot if you hold a carrot in front of it and just look at the carrot instead for 30 minutes in silence ok
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) August 20, 2014
12.
the average goat is 9 carrots tall if you measure goats in carrots
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) October 7, 2015
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a carrot is about the size of other carrots
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) August 21, 2015
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Today it important to remeber that The country was found on life, libenty, and the pursue of carrot :) # Gob bless american
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) July 4, 2015
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Marrage is ok between man and man, man and woman, or man and carrot .
Equality#— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) June 26, 2015
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When you throw a carrot at a businessmans head he usully chase you so it is good to have a scooter with you honestly
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) June 18, 2015
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A carrot has two part: the "tip" and the "ass"
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) May 25, 2015
18.
if you put a small top hat on a carrot it is "fancy carrot"
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) May 15, 2015
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carrots can't chew gum mostly because they don't have teeth
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) April 8, 2015
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zayn is gone but maybe one derecton can replace her with a carrot #carrotforanight #
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) March 27, 2015
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if you see a dirty carrot in the sidwalk dont eat it trust me i hurled pic.twitter.com/3FyAUa382Q
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) March 9, 2015
22.
what color the carot? pic.twitter.com/EgFmWBS3Uf
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) February 27, 2015
23.
usully you can tell a carrot is rotten if it has the Stink
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) February 22, 2015
24.
Ariana grande look like a small carrot
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) February 9, 2015
25.
"carrot" is spelled with a C but it sound like a K i don't want to die alone
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) February 2, 2015
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HISTROY: 3 famous people who ate carros:
-Alfred einsten (e=mc)
-Tom hanks (actress)
-gumby (indian man)— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) January 26, 2015
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"we should be judge not by the color of our skin , but by the crunch of our carot." – Martin "The king" jr
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) January 19, 2015
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The word "Carrot" is latin for "orange Pennis" I think
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) January 10, 2015
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you can pay a small indian man to sneak into your room every nigt and hide a carrot under your pellow but it get expensive trust me please
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) January 6, 2015
30.
frendly reminder to chew the carrot before you swallow it
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) January 1, 2015
31.
Belive in yourself: eat a carrot
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) December 29, 2014
32.
It very unlikely that carrots can dance
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) December 12, 2014
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If you put a carrot on your floor befor leaving your apratment it is usully in the same place when you get bakc trust me
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) December 9, 2014
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Carrots are healthy it is ok to live at home if you are in your late 20s I think
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) December 3, 2014
35.
On the first thanksgiving the pligims and Indians ate a turkey but maybe it was actully a big bird shaped carrot we don't know for sure
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) November 27, 2014
36.
you can kiss a carrot but you cant french kiss a carrot because I don't think they have tongues
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) November 16, 2014
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if a carrot is clear and fill with liquid it might actully be a water bottel okay
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) November 10, 2014
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kissing a carrot in the morning might be good luck becaus yetserday I kiss one and A girl talk to me later but not for long
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) October 17, 2014
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If a carrot make a sound when you squeeze it , it might actully be your pet lizard Toby
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) October 4, 2014
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FACT: bunies like caronts pic.twitter.com/GuZo63ynov
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) September 16, 2014
41.
If you put a carrot on your head then you have a carrot on your head
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) September 3, 2014
42.
If you dad start ask "why you not had a girlfriend since high school? " just put two baby carrots in your ears and shut your eyes .
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) July 13, 2014
43.
always hide one carrot under your bed in case you run out . This your "emergecy carrot"
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) June 14, 2014
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When you see a carrot , you can usully tell that it is a carrot
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) June 1, 2014
