44 Hilarious Jokes About Carrots That Will Make You Appreciate The Trump-Colored Vegetable

“Carrots don’t have eyes, which is why you rarely see them wearing sunglasses.”

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https://twitter.com/RealCarrotFacts/status/574946163515867136


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https://twitter.com/RealCarrotFacts/status/571166252565196800


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https://twitter.com/RealCarrotFacts/status/569549473803866112


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