January Nelson

Different people get their tattoos for different reasons. 

Gemini: it is important for you to work on making amends because it will help you learn to focus on other’s interests, not just your own

Print out the sigil of the demon you are trying to summon and memorize its shape. You should be able to close your eyes and visualize it.

If you have peppermint oil or peppermint toothpaste, apply it to your hickey because it will improve your blood circulation.

The best sad stories might make you cry, but they will also make you contemplate life in a way that’s meaningful.

Yes, some of these things may look terrifying, but they’ll always be worth it.

Taurus: Office Drama

Meow.

School is fun, right?

If you have a dark sense of humor, then you are going to be bent over laughing from these fucked up memes.

Harry Potter will always hold a special place in your heart.

These Supernatural Memes are going to convince you to watch the show for a second (or third or tenth) time.

Capricorn: A pet peeve in your relationship is when your partner makes excuses for everything in their life.

Aquarians don’t think they are dishonest, they twist their world – and yours – until they are correct.

Pisces: Dream Up Your Happy Place- And Go There

Vanilla sex doesn’t do it for everyone. Some people need a little more excitement than that. They need a little more danger.

Male and female masturbation stories for your reading pleasure.

If you grew up in the 90s, you probably remember most of these Disney Channel Original Movies.