January Nelson

GEMINI: Your inconsistency.

PISCES: Because you aren’t able to see your worth. Because you think you’re reaching when you’re actually settling.

Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory? All that was left was da brie.

“The Elisa Lam story. Woman goes missing at a hotel, they search the whole hotel… or at least, they think they do. A few days later the hotel guests start complaining of off-color, bad tasting water and low water pressure. Yep, she was decomposing in the water tank.”

TAURUS: She’ll get quiet and give you the silent treatment.

GEMINI: You stop sleeping, stop eating right, stop socializing. 

Get some background ambiance, like rain or cave noises going. When a fight kicks up, roll in some powerful music. When something upsetting happens, slide it into some dreary piano music. It changes the involvement of the players when the world around them feels like the world you are telling them.

GEMINI: You’re searching for clarity, for a better understanding of yourself.

A short skirt and a looooooooooong jacket.

TAURUS: In January 2020, you’ll discover your inner beauty. 

Couples that laugh together, last together.

LEO: Emotional manipulation.

“Asthma.” That was her first name. Asthma, as in the breathing condition.

TAURUS: Restorative

You deserve your dream career.

VIRGO: You’re always the one giving out advice. You’re always the one friends turn to in times of crisis. 

Everybody you went to high school with who stayed there is married/engaged/pregnant/all of the above.

ARIES: You need to reflect on your mistakes and learn from them. You need your past to teach you how to navigate your future.