Aries
Teasing them about their interests. Acting like their thoughts are silly.
Taurus
Talking over them in conversation. Never letting them get a word in.
Gemini
Looking at your phone in the middle of the conversation instead of making eye contact.
Cancer
Nodding and mhming without actively contributing to the conversation at all.
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Trying to one-up them whenever they talk about how happy (or miserable) they are.
Virgo
Fact-checking them and telling them they’re wrong to feel a certain way.
Libra
Turning every conversation back around to themselves and what they want to talk about.
Scorpio
Staring at their body instead of looking them in the eyes.
Sagittarius
Laughing at them when they’re trying to be serious and vulnerable with you.
Capricorn
Arguing with them about every word that comes out of their mouth.
Aquarius
Repeatedly interrupting you without letting you finish a thought.
Pisces
Making a rude comment about your grammar or appearance. 
