The One Thing Each Zodiac Sign Should Stock Up On To Get Them Through Their Quarantines

Aries:

Drugs.

Taurus:

Whatever single candle the money left in your bank account can get you.

Gemini:

Windex for your mirrors. Self obsession stops for nothing.

Cancer:

Anything that will constantly validate you.

Leo:

Phone chargers, and backup battery banks.

Virgo:

Nothing. You have everything. You got it four months ago, just in case.

Libra:

A fire fit. You may be at home, but you are still going to look good doing it.

Scorpio:

Lube.

Sagittarius:

Anything but the plane ticket to Hawaii you’re considering. 

Capricorn:

Just convert your money to gold already, we know you’re already thinking about it.

Aquarius:

Gatorade for whatever inevitable come down you’re going to be experiencing 

Pisces:

Music to cry to.