33 Hilarious Last Words You Wouldn't Want To Hear 

33 Hilarious Last Words You Wouldn’t Want To Say In Your Final Moments

You don’t want your last words to sound anything like the ones from Ask Reddit.

1. Staring Contest. Go.

2. There’s something I’ve been dying to tell you.

3. Watch closely… I can only do this trick once.

4. Ight imma head out.

5. I’m gonna haunt the shit out of you.

6. I’m an atheist. Let’s see if I was right.

7. I’ve been waiting for this all my life.

8. You’re next.

9. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you I’m out!

10. It’s just a flesh wound!

11. You kids wanna see a dead body?

12. Can’t believe I’ve died a virgin.

13. My savings… every single penny of my 1,000,000 dollars… are hidden in….

14. I bet you I am better than you at “playing dead.”

15. Hasta la vista, baby!

16. That’s all folks.

17. Delete…my browser..history ….

18. Hold my beer.

19. And for my final trick, I’m going to make myself DISAPPEAR!

20. I’ll be back.

21. We will meet again, but not yet, not yet…

22. What are you gonna do? Stab me?

23. My battery is low and it’s getting dark.

24. Let’s do a ‘hold your breath’ contest.

25. The climate is fucked. You’re next.

26. Checkmate, atheists.

27. So long suckers.

28. Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good…

29. I told you I was ill.

30. Yippy ki yay Motherfucker!

31. Well shit. THAT didn’t work out like I thought it would.

32. Oh no, not again!

33. The end. TC mark

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